Grindr Chat: Quarantine Edition Pt. 2

With everyone still locked in the house chattering away we simply had to bring back another edition of Grindr Chat. This time around the babes are talking about zoom orgies, anal bleach, and the greatest perk of FaceTime dating.  

Thank you @Zachnoetowers for curating these hilarious and thrilling conversations from queer quarantined life.    

Virtual surreality

If they cum without me I swear to g—

Bill Nye the Science bi

Um it’s called field research, look it up!

Is it coronavirus or is it just you?

Celibacy is a choice…in most cases.

Dom top cucumber

Please don’t fuck your Edible Arrangements.

One man’s trash…

If Wife Swap featured Gays you’d never get your husband back.

Herd immunity

When you said “eat my ass” I didn’t realize that was a prescription.

2020 Summer Olympics

Meet the Michael Phelps of cumshots.

Date night

Remember when you had to meet people in person? Horrible.