Grindr Chat: Quarantine Edition

Who could’ve predicted that the best time to have a heart-to-heart was during government-mandated self-isolation? This edition of Grindr Chat is all about what happens after the gay cabin fever sets in—prepare yourself for mask play, quaranTEENs, and lots of PNP (Purell N’ Play).

Thank you @Zachnoetowers for curating these hilarious and thrilling conversations from queer quarantined life.  

Safe only

Um yeah I love sex but I also respect humanity??

Everyone’s got a type

Remember that movie Bubble Boy with Jake Gyllenhaal? That’s my type.

It’s a party in the U.S.A.

We all know those gays who find the weirdest shit to use as lube.

Valentina’s Impact

But seriously…what did Valentina know? And when?

Tell ’em that it’s my birthday

What better way to celebrate a special occasion than alone?

When opportunity knocks…

“Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this” - Kelly Clarkson

Biology 101

During self-isolation it’s best to stick to CDC guidelines if you have questions!

Manwich

Honey, where there’s a will there’s a way.

Cockpitalism

In the future, dick pics will be used as credit cards.

Distance makes the D grow harder

Maybe some of you tops will finally realize a good thing when you have it!

Respect your elders

Cum and kill grandma < Stay at home and contemplate my existential dread