Thoughts with Thots
We’re all familiar with their their endless vacations, effortless thirst-traps, and self-deprecating-but-not-really captions, but does anyone ever take the time to ask an Instathot what’s actually on their mind? That’s about to change, right now. In this edition of #ThoughtsWithThots, we’re asking some of our fave unabashed thots the age-old question:
Should you have sex and then go to dinner, or start with dinner and then have sex? More importantly, why?
The Top Thot: @Remdelarem
“Sex almost always comes before dinner, and usually not in the same night. If we have sex and then dinner immediately after we might as well be in a relationship at that point. Sex always comes first cuz what are we, heterosexuals? We do things the gay way around here!”
The Funny Thot: @ihatejoelkim
“I’m firmly team fuck-then-eat, not because of any misconceptions about how the meal could affect anal, but because of the real threat of a conversation completely ruining sex.”
The Body-ody-ody Thot: @barrette_
“If the other person insists, I’ll do dinner first, but if it’s up to me, sex before dinner.
Especially if he’s hung and i’m tryna wreck that thrussy. trust me. cleaning up partially digested chicken parm off his 11” tall can is not the look. 🥴 Also, sex first, because if you’re not into it, you can get off, then skip the dinner & small talk. It’s a win-win.”
The Nude Lip Thot: @Madisonnwerner
“Dinner and then sex. Wine and dine me, honey! I think it’s super cute to connect with your partner through conversation before letting him have allllll the access. Feels more real and important that way... if I feel like he’s attracted to me in more ways than just sex, I have more fun when we do it.”
The Zaddy Thot: @Thegarrettswann
“I could be a prude and say have dinner then sex, but let’s get real, most men I know want to dive in the sack first. The truth is I'm more driven by sex first then the meal. The benefits are:
- You’re more relaxed for dinner after having sex
- Sex increases appetite
- Post-sex usually leads to good dinner conversation and a laugh at what just happened
- Sex on a full stomach is never fun
- After dinner, you get a great good night kiss”