How To Spice Up a BJ In 5 Easy Steps

How’s your head? No...literally. We’re here today to discuss one of the most important jobs you’ll ever have in your life: the blow. Whether you’re an old pro, a mixed intermediate, or a freshman in a musical theater program, these tips will blow your mind (and his load).

Fire & Ice

No, I’m not talking about Game of Thrones, hon. I’m talking about adding some temp to that shaft. First things first, get your man to full-mast attention. Then, put an ice cube in your mouth and swish it around until your tongue is colder than a Chicago ice storm—your icy opening will feel refreshing on his manhood and he’ll be excited by the energizing sensation.

Next, take a warm cup of water or tea, swish it around for a moment before spitting it out (or swallowing), and apply your lips to...well, take a wild guess. The sudden temp change will make him lose his shit. Repeat the cycle of cool and warm over and over and within a few minutes you should have yourself a thermodynamic explosion on your hands, or mouth, or...wherever.

Bed, blow & beyond

Deep Throat wasn’t just an anonymous Watergate source—it’s also a technique for blowing that requires finesse, strength, and absolutely no gag reflex. If you can handle someone’s full manhood down your gullet, boy have I got a technique for you! Lie on the bed with your head hanging just off the edge, then have your man enter your mouth and repeatedly stuff your face like he’s drilling holes in the wall for his framed Britney Blackout poster. The way you’re positioned will make it easy for you to take the inches, and it’ll be a huge turn on for him to stand over and feed you.

Prostate of the Union

While blowing your man, gently probe him with a prostate stimulator to intensify his experience. A lot of gay men overlook the hole when they go to work on the pole, but oral without a little anal play just feels like a missed opportunity. I get it, sometimes toys get forgotten—remember Jessie in Toy Story 2? But adding anal play to your blowjobs elevates the entire experience—it goes from a job to a real career.

Facial recognition

I’ve recently noticed that facials aren’t as popular with my favorite studios as they used to be—what gives? Swallowing is sexy, no doubt, but the facial is a signature masterpiece of oral sex and is due for a revival. The facial is fun, full of drama, and always brings a bit of kinky theatrical flair to the bedroom. Next time you’re blowing your partner, tell him you’d like it if he came all over your face and watch the smile that washes over him.  

Public Domain

Head on a bed is one of life’s greatest pleasures, but let’s be frank, it can get a little stagnant week after week. Enter the public BJ. Now, this route isn’t for the faint of heart, but it will definitely get your man’s blood pumping. I’m not saying you need to take your man in the middle of Times Square, but by all means, if you’ve got the courage, go for that razzle dazzle. For those looking for a more Off-Broadway experience, go somewhere you won’t get caught and serve face to your man’s down-there place. A few spots to try: back alley, changing room, walking trail, car, or even a local garden.