Whorescopes: GRINDR PICK-UP LINES

Welcome to a special edition of Whorescopes. This Scorpio szn, in honor of the Scorpi-Ho of the zodiac, we’re showing off each zodiac sign’s signature Grindr pick-up line. Oh it’s about to get down right cosmic in here.

Scorpio

Scorpio szn is all about being…direct.

Sagittarius

Playing hard to get is for chumps.

Capricorn

When a Capricorn tells you something, they mean it.

Aquarius

An artist always recognizes a great canvas.

Pisces

In the game of love, Pisces trust their instincts.

Aries

Great taste sets the ram’s heart aflame.

Taurus

The fastest way to a man’s heart? The anus.

Gemini

The twins have two minds about everything, even their hookups.

Cancer

Deny the sensitive crab and they’ll fall even deeper for you.

Leo

Make sure you pay your respects to the regal lion…or else.

Virgo

Virgo’s turn-ons include: cash, check or credit card.

Libra

Libras love to show their gratitude.